Bird Is The Word!

You have met my dog Duke who loves to give Doggy Kisses, now its time for you to meet my dog Turbo.

Turbo is a very awkward dog for those who have not met him. When he eats he makes a noise that I do not even know how to describe. Before he uses the potty he will spin a circle over the spot he is going to use exactly three times. When he is excited his whole body wiggles instead of just his tail. Like Duke he also likes to give a lot of doggy kisses but his breathe always smells like dead animal. He is very sensitive, if you look at him funny, or make any loud noise he will run to the corner and cower. I do not know why he is so weird but one of his weirdest traits yet is that he has to perch on things. I really think he was meant to be a bird not a dog. When he gets in the bed he perches on a pillow. In the car he perches on the center compartment. On the couch he perches on  the head rest or arm rest. If you give him a blanket he will ball it all up in a corner and perch on top of it. We call him Turbo the bird and because Shaft (my other dog who you have not met yet) has a theme song we have decided to give Turbo one too. It goes...